Sneak Peak... DPD3

Speaks for itself! It's TOO much...

Looks bad big sis!


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SINNER OR A SAINT

I can't even front, I sin from time to time, "Don't judge me init" as Shystie would say!


Dang, you can't be purrrrfect.

But in terms of the seven deadly sins, I can say I have commited ALL... whoops :-s
The sins being:

  • Lust
  • Gluttony
  • Greed
  • Sloth
  • Wrath
  • Envy
  • Pride
Reebok have brought out a line called 'Seven Deadly Sins', where they've basically remixed the old Pump Omni Lites, I used to like these, I mean I would say they made a good attempt..





In my opinion Reebok are really trying at the moment, everyone loves a bit of colour in their life, 'Shet' lord knows I do, but I'm sorry I love me a dunk! And with Nike collaborating with Nylon magazine, I'm LOVING the end product!! Have a butchers...




But back on the subject of Reebok I weren't impressed to see their 'Ex-O-Fit' kicks... They look awfully similar to the stuff Kanye is churning out over there at LV, I dunno, what dyu think :-|



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Coulda fooled me...


"Transvestites mandem in disguise"...


I dunno, so many walk amongst us, but can you spot 'em?!

There's those who look a STATE and you can spot the adam's apple from a mile off...
Those are the JSA ones!




And then you've got those that seem to be really tryna trick ya,
like goddamn! And not all of them have had the ol' "snip snip",
tucking away their crab sticks in unimaginable places.
Dah well.... each to their own :-|




Long and short of it... check Skepta's track 'Disguise'. It's too funny!
Love it!




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Wana be in the Theatre Show inspired by DUBPLATE DRAMA?


If you enjoy the TV Series DUBPLATE DRAMA, then come down to the auditions to be apart of the nationwide Theatre tour which starts in October 2009.. 

This will be the first time a theatre show has ever gone interactive, meaning you can still decide the outcome by being in audience and still choosing A OR B..

So if you wana to join me on stage, alongside the other cast members of the show, then get down to one of the audition venues and ill see you there..

This is going to be a lot better and realer than the TV series, so get involved before its too late..

CLICK THE LINK TO SEE FULL INFO ON FLIER -->> http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9824/eastbyeasteflyernew1.jpg

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Memba we told ya!

The new Blackberry is on it's way...


Here's a sneakpeak. It's rumourd to be called the Blackberry Tour 9630.
It's a cross between the latest Curve (Javelin) and the Bold.

We'll keep you posted...





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Express Yourself... But please remain fully clothed!

Everyone loves  a good old cackle over a funny youtube video.

Heck I've even subscribed to a few of those nut-jobs!

I am all for people upping footage of them making a fool of themselves...
'brave', 'stupid', 'confused', 'drunk', 'high', whatever the reason - keep 'em coming.

BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT MONSTERS EXPOSING THEMSELVES!! 

Surely this is a crime?!
Surely they should be 'PUT DOWN' for this?!

Nevertheless it happens! (And for the record if you are expecting nudity you will be disappointed/relieved).

Anyway my point is, take the time to clothe yourself as others may not be partial to a cheese grater leg or two :-|

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Check out someones response... LMAO

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Shystie... Live and Direct.




You want to know what Shystie looks like when she picks her nose?
You want to see her spit a quick 16?
You want to ask her a question?

Whatever it may be, interact with her at http://www.ustream.tv/Shystie

This is a great new craze taking over. Be sure to check it out,
hit up the chat room, even check the archived shows.

If any of you have your own, let us know so we can check them out.


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LMFAO... Naaa i'd kill my friend TWICE OVER



bahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaahha (BREATHES THEN DIES AGAIN) Aagagagagagaggagagagagaggagggagaggagagagaggagagaggagagagagaggagagagaggagagaggagagagagaggagagagaga

THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, I'D TAKE HIS LIFE AWAY FROM HIM IN THE SLOWEST POSSIBLE WAY I COULD EVER THINK ABOUT MURDERING SOMEONE, KILL HIM, THEN RESUSCITATE HIM, ONLY JUST TO KILL HIM ONCE MORE!!

Whatah boyment ting.. Tooo tooo funny..

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56 Stars Tattooed on her face. . Pahahahahaahaha. . GO ON, GO HAVE A COKE!!!

           

PAAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.. SILLY RABBIT!!

Listeeeen, what kina arse burke falls asleep whilst getting Tattooed for 1.? And B. who falls a facking sleep whilst getting a Tat on your FACEEEEE. . . 50 facking 6 of those bad boys at that.. 
i canni help but laugh at this dufus gagagahhahaha...

This 18 year old girl claims she asked the Tattooist, to just do Three stars on her face (Still dont know why you'd want Tatts on your face, but hey, each to their own i guess *Sideyes*) and then she fell asleep and woke up to see he did 56. . 

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LIBERTIESSSSS. . . Its BAIT, she's blatantly lying, i mean, hell, i got a tatt on my back n that bitch hurt, so to let ah man do 56 all over my face, i sure as heck wouldnt be able to sleep through that, any comatose antics my girl is running with. (Shaking my head & sighs)

She's just pissed at the fact she went home n her dad flipped out on her 'not the sharpest tool in the toolbox' self, so she tried pin it on my guy who did it.. How she is still walking after feeding her dad that friggery excuse, is beyond me.. (Pictures me smacking my daughter up all over the shop, if she EVER had the nerve to try tell me she fell asleep whilst getting this done')

Furthermoreeeee, look at the guy who did the 'Artwork'...


nfcbuiebricfweibfbweg bgyebygbeiwybwahwahwahhahahahahha... 

Naaaa, naa naaa, what in the bluemoon kina business has she got letting Edward Scissorface anywhere near her, let alone giving him the time to let him get all creative over her face.. Pahahhahahaaha, this is a classic example of when u sit them both down and run from one end of the room straight into their faces and shout....

'OIIIIIIIII, YOU CAN HAVE A COKE'




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You Can Never Have Too Many Tongues...




WOOOOYEHHHHH....


The new Jeremy Scott must have's. They should be out in August.

Verdict over ere... WE LOVE 'EM!

At first I did wonder "Now how do I tie these babies up?!"
But who really cares with these fly arse bumble bees walking you through the streets.

I've always been a fan of the old Altitudes, I say bring back the originals.
And that is exactly what Adidas is doing with this collection.. 'Originals  by Originals'.

Keep an eye out... I know we will be.

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Ubertwitter... "Who's that knocking at ya window..."


We are firm believers of moving with the times... The times being get a bloody blackberry you backwards inbred... Moving on.
 
TWITTER... Definitely a micro blog I have grown to adore and twitter away hours of my life on.
Let it be known this site is addictive and quite clearly oozes crack fumes from the screen upon logging in... you'll soon be hooked if you aren't already (word to your mamma on that one).
 
So when I signed up I was happy to know I could easily access the site via my phone, being a Berry, of course.
Blackberry has a few applications out for twitter at the moment... Twitterberry, TinyTwitter and Ubertwitter are the ones I know of.
 
However, today we are going to talk about Ubertwitter aka 'Any German Robber'.
Upon first glance Ubertwitter looks like the shiznit.
 
BUT LOOK AGAIN MY FRIENDS, LOOK A-GAIN!!!!


 
I frikken know where you live!
I know where your closest cash point is!
I know where you buy your SUPER tampax!
I know where you should be buying your toothpaste! ( So get off your lazy arse and go purchase)
And lastly, I know when you're out and about and where.
 
OMFG this is a stalker/robbers paradise. Can we get a round of applause for Ubertwitter!!
 
No?! Am I the only one clapping? Thought so.
 
Do not be sucked in and do not allow the whole of twitter to know your whereabouts... WISE UP BREDRIN!!
 
Or just give us your door keys, address and a trolley and let us be the ones supermarket-sweeping through your DVD collection.

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